AHHH LOOK AT THIS FORTUNE/PRIZE. I’m in love.

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There’s a cycling shop near my house that has a big sign outside that says “FAT AND UGLY? JUST BE UGLY!!”

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friendly reminder that shinji died piloting the robot and had to be resuscitated back from the grave (◡‿◡✿)
Reminder that the moment he recovered he was told to get in the Eva again in 90 minutes (◡‿◡✿)
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just realized the slap bass sample in megaman X is the same one as in the seinfeld theme song